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December 26, 2014
Introducing the Lexus Flying Cruiser, LF-LC for short! | Lexus
Lexus Flying Luxury Cruiser
Born from Santa's Request
Introducing the Lexus Flying Luxury Cruiser, or LFLC!
With Christmas just around the corner, Lexus has unveiled a fictional new model. Here we present the full translation of its press release.
Translation SUZUKI Fumihiko (OPENERS)
Reindeer Gone Missing! Santa's Dilemma...
"Ho ho ho... Ho ho ho!" One day, with the big night approaching, Santa's reindeer discovered a bargain flight to Hawaii for the end of the year while surfing the internet. They immediately booked it and jetted off to the tropics. Santa was in a bind and contacted Lexus.
"I've heard that Lexus offers the best customer service in the industry. I was hoping you could help me. I need a self-propelled sleigh with bells. I have to deliver toys to all the good children around the world."
"We received that call from Santa and immediately got to work."
says Mark Templin, Lexus General Manager.
"Santa was in trouble, so we couldn't just leave him. That's why the Lexus elves and engineers prepared the 'Lexus Flying Luxury Cruiser,' or 'LFLC' for short."
The new Lexus Flying Luxury Cruiser features the following:
It employs an advanced Lexus hybrid system that generates 800 reindeer power. CO2 emissions are lower than those of a single reindeer. It also has an EV mode, so Santa can arrive on rooftops without anyone noticing.
Equipped with a blind-spot monitor with rear cross-traffic alert. It ensures safe travel by alerting Santa to obstacles such as chimneys.
Features the Advanced Pre-Collision System. If it approaches an obstacle too quickly, the cruiser will slow down and stop, preventing accidents like hitting an elderly person.
The Lexus Navigation System comes with e-Destination, allowing Santa to pre-register the addresses of good children.
The Lexus Enform system includes a Pandora playlist. It can play Santa's favorite hits, such as 'The Grinch Live from Whoville,' 'Frosty and the Snowman,' and 'Ebenezer and the Scrooge.'
(These are parodies of famous Christmas-related characters, presented as band names.)
Equipped with large red LEDs, an infrared projector, and two cameras at the front to ensure visibility. It makes reindeer unnecessary even on foggy nights.
Of course, to ensure Santa and Mrs. Claus can travel with peace of mind, the LFLC comes with an unlimited warranty and 24-hour roadside assistance.
"This will ensure all the good children around the world have a wonderful Christmas. I can't thank Lexus enough. Their name will surely go down in history," Santa said, his eyes sparkling.

