Series | Bar OPENERS Vol. 4 "The Gimlet That Was Too Soon"
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October 6, 2015

Series | Bar OPENERS Vol. 4 "The Gimlet That Was Too Soon"


Series | Bar OPENERS


The Gimlet That Was Too Soon (1)


This is "Bar OPENERS," a fictional bar that exists only on the web. It's a rare place where adults who enjoy sake, music, and the atmosphere of a bar can find relaxation. The proprietor is Hiroyuki Kobayashi, who actually runs his own bar. In this series, he'll share his unpretentious, OPENERS-style approach to enjoying a bar, along with witty anecdotes about drinks and music that you can use tonight.

Text by KOBAYASHI HiroyukiPhotographs by ITO Yuji (OPENERS)





Welcome. How are you tonight?



We have a regular customer named Mr. Shimizu (pseudonym). To put it frankly, he's a bit of a handful, but a truly endearing drunk.




On his first visit, he passed out face down on the floor. In other words, he was completely asleep, spread-eagled on his stomach. He was practically a shoo-in for our "Hall of Shame for Difficult Customers" and a ban from the premises. Yet, for some reason, I can't bring myself to dislike him.

Normally, I'd give a gentle glare to someone who bothers other customers, then a blank stare on the second offense, and finally, a silent farewell without a word. But with him, I still can't dislike him.


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Incidents like this happen maybe once a decade. I don't quite understand why myself, but I suspect it's because Mr. Shimizu is so straightforward and genuine in his feelings (for better or worse; perhaps leaning towards worse) that he's impossible to dislike.

On his first visit, his order was, "Anything is fine. Something strong." ("Anything is fine" is definitely one of the orders you should never give.)

I am, after all, a bartender. If I were to serve him exactly what he asked for, Mr. Shimizu would become even more of a handful. So, with a hint of irritation barely visible on my brow, I served him a light cocktail, hoping he'd feel pleasantly drunk without realizing it.

One night, after such days had passed, Mr. Shimizu arrived.


The liner notes for "Calendar Girl" are laid out so that the artwork for all twelve months is presented across both sides. Here, the alluring Julie London from January to June.



He was drunk as usual, but something felt different. For the first time, I noticed a subtle shift in his demeanor, a slight change that only I, who had only ever seen him drunk, could perceive.

So, I hesitantly asked for his order: "Something gin-based, with a bit of sourness, and cool. Something a clumsy drunk would drink to look cool!"






I knew it was a ridiculous order. But, you know, as a drinker, I couldn't help but understand the sentiment.

I had a hunch: "Tonight, he's not just drunk. There must be a reason."


A Man Like a Gimlet



When customers provide specific requests like the base spirit, sweetness, or strength, we try our best to choose from our standard cocktails at this bar.

PreviousAs I mentioned last time, standard cocktails have been passed down for generations. That's precisely why each bar, each bartender, has their own unique taste. Perhaps I harbored a hopeful wish that Mr. Shimizu, too, could become a drinker who could appreciate these differences in standard cocktails.

After some thought, I chose to make him a Gimlet.

An old Baccarat glass. The trumpet-shaped opening of the stem is called a "trumpet foot," a characteristic of antique glassware known for its elegance and beauty.

Mr. Shimizu took a sip and fell silent.

"Am I going to fall asleep again?" I thought, but then he said, "Oh, I want a woman like a Gimlet!"

My eyes widened, and I nearly sent my shaker flying towards the moon. Of course, it wasn't ready for launch. I was astonished that such a sophisticated remark could come from the likes of Mr. Shimizu.

The Woman Beyond Mr. Shimizu's (Pseudonym) Words






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The Gimlet That Was Too Soon (2)





The Phantom Woman Reflected in the Gimlet



Then, in a slightly slurred voice, as if speaking directly to the Gimlet before him, he began to talk. Apparently, tonight, he had confessed his romantic feelings to a woman who was like a younger sister to him—someone he often dined with and partied with until morning, but who was significantly younger, almost by a generation. The result... was as you might imagine.

The Gimlet is said to have originated when a British Navy surgeon, Sir Thomas Gimlette, recommended adding lime juice to gin to prevent officers from drinking too much and damaging their health. It's a short cocktail made with gin, lime, and a little sugar.


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Originally, it was made with cordial lime, so it would have been quite sweet. However, since fresh limes are relatively easy to obtain nowadays, the modern version has a much drier taste. That's why we use a bit more sugar at our bar when serving the Gimlet. After all, a good woman, like good medicine or poison, often contains a touch of sweetness.

Perhaps men are ultimately creatures who are tossed about between ideals and reality by women who are like angels of the devil, or devils of the angel. Thinking about it makes my whole body ache, not just my ears.

Even Mr. Shimizu now admonishes those who bother other customers. Truly, he's a man of pure directness, with no probing jabs.

When one thinks of scenes associated with the Gimlet, it's usually the famous line and anecdote of Terry Lennox, a key character in Chandler's "The Long Goodbye." But the moment Mr. Shimizu drank the Gimlet and spoke, I felt a premonition that I would be saying a long goodbye to Lennox for a while.

Perhaps it wasn't Mr. Shimizu himself, but the woman he desired, who was too early for the Gimlet.


A Diva Who May Still Be Alive in the 13th Month



Now, to pair with tonight's Gimlet, we have Julie London.




A news report from October 18, 2000, announcing her passing.

In American news, she was actress Julie London. And Julie London, who also sang. In Japanese news, she was jazz singer Julie London. And Julie London, who also acted. She was a rare woman whose reverse identity was reported.

The song is "Thirteen Months" from her album "Calendar Girl." Of course, the 13th month doesn't exist in this world.


The liner notes for "Calendar Girl" are laid out so that the artwork for all twelve months is presented across both sides. Here, the alluring Julie London from January to June.



But that's within the rhythm created by humans living on Earth. Somewhere in the vast universe, there might be a 13th month, or even a 14th or 15th. Or perhaps the opposite, where a year isn't divided into twelve months.

As I ponder such cosmic and imaginative possibilities, I feel as though she might still be alive in the 13th month, existing in the time difference between America and Japan.




Why not imagine a woman who shines like a constellation in the 13th month, a calendar that exists between December and January, a month that doesn't exist in human terms? Let your refined delusions unfurl gracefully and tenaciously, project her ephemeral form onto a Gimlet, and touch the glass to your lips.

Cheers to you, the night, and the music.